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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to

spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hourDid you try it with metal? I’m still trying to find a song in my playlist which it works with…
(via who-lock-buscus)
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Anonymous asked: get a sleeve if you want to ;)
Oh I will :) once I can afford it n_n
(this must have been sent like ages ago, but for some reason my message icon doesn’t let me know when I get asks/messages/etc)
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this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(via val-freyja)
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ok how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick
One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
that was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read
(via val-freyja)
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Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to reply.

and then you come down to the decision of “hey”

nailed it
(via cherrywaves92)
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i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there
All the fucking time
(via kittenmetal)
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done
hermoso
(via cmnd0ctrl)
